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VMA’s Worst Dressed

After the best dressed stars showed up at the VMA’s, the worst dressed trailed not far behind. The worst dressed stars include:

She’s spotted, it’s floral, its dark and light, how many more elements can Miley Cyrus add to this outfit? At least it’s a step up from her typical trashy look.

Deena from the Jersey Shore showed up and shined on the black carpet. Of course I love everything that’s bedazzled, but showing up in a rainbow sequined dress is just plain ugly.

Kreayshawn tried to put together a playful look by wearing this sequin encrusted Mickey Mouse dress. Instead, she ended up looking a bright mess with her red sneakers, giant hoops, and ugly color blocked hair.

Leaving us speechless, and not in a good way, Nicki Minaj. Words just can’t even describe this ensemble.

Next, Lady Gaga was a true disappointment when she didn’t have any costume changes this year. After the unforgettable meat dress last year, it would have been hard to top. Not even wearing one fabulous outfit, Gaga showed up as Jo Calderone and let down lots of eager little monsters.

Although Tyler The Creator wore a snazzy leopard print hat, the rest of his outfit was not up to VMA standards. He showed up in a tye-dye cat t-shirt!

Finally, the guys from LMFAO showed up with the least amount of class. After seeing them, for obvious reasons, they’re on the worst dressed list.

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Do You Know This Mechanic?

I know it’s a bit late, but I’m still trying to get over the fact that this star isn’t actually a man. In the past, Lady Gaga has been known to wear outrageous outfits, but this one has gone a bit too far. For the cover of her new single, You And I, Lady Gaga dresses as her male alter ego, a mechanic, Jo Calderone. Dearest Lady Gaga, I love it when you inject steroids and flamboyance into your outfits, just cool it with the testosterone.